1 00:00:00,540 --> 00:00:02,200 Last time on Dear John. 2 00:00:02,560 --> 00:00:04,820 So, Kate, what is this big news? 3 00:00:05,660 --> 00:00:08,420 Mitch and I are opening a restaurant. 4 00:00:09,040 --> 00:00:12,700 Yay! Yeah, we're calling it Kate's Place. 5 00:00:14,280 --> 00:00:15,280 Hey, look. Whoa. 6 00:00:16,200 --> 00:00:19,360 It's a credit card. That is not a credit card. Yeah, it is. It is not a credit 7 00:00:19,360 --> 00:00:21,660 card. It is not a credit card. It is not a credit card. That's the devil. 8 00:00:22,220 --> 00:00:23,720 It came in the mail this afternoon. 9 00:00:24,120 --> 00:00:26,380 It has a $10 ,000 limit. Well, that's great. 10 00:00:26,700 --> 00:00:29,200 That is great. It is not great. It is not great. 11 00:00:29,880 --> 00:00:30,880 It's part of their evil plan. 12 00:00:31,220 --> 00:00:32,220 Look at this. 13 00:00:32,560 --> 00:00:36,100 I'm maxed out on all my other credit cards. And what do they do? They send me 14 00:00:36,100 --> 00:00:36,819 another one. 15 00:00:36,820 --> 00:00:38,300 They want to suck me in even more. 16 00:00:38,600 --> 00:00:41,400 These people know what they're doing. They know I can use this to pay my 17 00:00:41,480 --> 00:00:44,560 to pay the IRS, even to pay for my alimony. And where does it get me? 18 00:00:45,360 --> 00:00:48,240 Deeper in debt and hoping desperately for another credit card. 19 00:00:49,920 --> 00:00:53,800 Boy, did I just save us a lot of money on our laundry bill. Kirk made a deal 20 00:00:53,800 --> 00:00:57,260 with his dry cleaners. They're giving him $4 ,000 worth of free laundry. In 21 00:00:57,260 --> 00:01:00,740 exchange for the laundry, I cut him in on a small piece of the restaurant. Oh, 22 00:01:00,740 --> 00:01:01,940 no, no. 23 00:01:03,740 --> 00:01:05,459 My partners! 24 00:01:08,560 --> 00:01:10,100 Hey, hey, hey, what are you people doing? 25 00:01:10,840 --> 00:01:14,360 Bartender, everything is on me tonight. Here, put it on my car. Put it on my 26 00:01:14,360 --> 00:01:15,360 car. 27 00:01:23,950 --> 00:01:24,950 the time. 28 00:02:16,560 --> 00:02:17,660 before a studio audience. 29 00:02:21,680 --> 00:02:25,860 Mary Beth, thanks a lot for helping me pick out those earrings for Jennifer. 30 00:02:26,160 --> 00:02:29,740 Oh, my pleasure. If there's one thing I know, it's precious gems. 31 00:02:30,100 --> 00:02:32,120 Well, I really appreciate it. My pleasure. 32 00:02:32,820 --> 00:02:35,340 Mary Beth, I know I said this before, but can I have them back? 33 00:02:36,220 --> 00:02:37,220 Sorry, John. 34 00:02:37,540 --> 00:02:44,000 Of course I have it. Do I smell expensive 35 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:46,320 jewelry? No, it's just a little... 36 00:02:46,520 --> 00:02:47,520 Gift for Jennifer. 37 00:02:47,540 --> 00:02:49,540 Whoa, they are beautiful. 38 00:02:51,140 --> 00:02:53,980 Yes, they're just two grand. 39 00:02:54,280 --> 00:02:56,400 Well, actually, they're closer to three grand. 40 00:02:57,380 --> 00:02:58,380 Whoa! 41 00:02:59,380 --> 00:03:02,480 Looks like somebody's given his new credit card a workout. 42 00:03:02,700 --> 00:03:06,280 No, no, no, don't worry about me. I've consolidated my debts. I'm finally able 43 00:03:06,280 --> 00:03:07,600 to live like a human being again. 44 00:03:07,920 --> 00:03:10,400 John, are you sure you know what you're doing? 45 00:03:11,280 --> 00:03:15,120 Consolidate sounds like a fancy word. The word for getting deeper into debt. 46 00:03:15,340 --> 00:03:18,040 Now, look, Louise, I'm an adult. I know what I'm doing, okay? 47 00:03:18,520 --> 00:03:19,520 Well, be careful. 48 00:03:20,020 --> 00:03:22,160 The credit card ruined my third husband. 49 00:03:22,560 --> 00:03:24,300 Oh, he ran it over his limit, huh? 50 00:03:24,820 --> 00:03:27,840 No, he was a cat burglar. Left it in the door jam. 51 00:03:44,510 --> 00:03:47,490 Miss, we ordered over 20 minutes ago. I got it right here. 52 00:03:47,790 --> 00:03:51,430 Oh, good. We're starving. Kate, Kate. Just the person I wanted to see. 53 00:03:51,810 --> 00:03:56,070 Kate, I know that I've been screwing up, but I promise from now on I am going to 54 00:03:56,070 --> 00:03:57,790 be the best waitress you ever saw. 55 00:03:58,010 --> 00:03:59,350 Miss, can we have our soup? 56 00:03:59,570 --> 00:04:01,230 Just a second. I'm talking here. 57 00:04:02,440 --> 00:04:06,340 Annie, give them their soup. I will, I will. Now, I realize why you were mad at 58 00:04:06,340 --> 00:04:09,720 me before, and I deserved it. You were right. I was irresponsible. 59 00:04:10,360 --> 00:04:15,080 I was late. I took breaks whenever I wanted. Miss, we want our soup, and we 60 00:04:15,080 --> 00:04:15,759 it now. 61 00:04:15,760 --> 00:04:17,640 You know, you're very rude. Annie! 62 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:24,280 I'm terribly sorry. Now, who had the barley, and who had the cream of 63 00:04:24,460 --> 00:04:26,380 We both ordered the split pea. 64 00:04:26,740 --> 00:04:28,520 Oh, right, that's not for them. It's for that couple. 65 00:04:29,340 --> 00:04:31,360 Oh, I guess they left already. 66 00:04:35,430 --> 00:04:37,610 Jennifer, I really do love your earrings. 67 00:04:37,930 --> 00:04:41,830 Well, I'm glad you have such great taste. I love them. I love them, too. 68 00:04:42,150 --> 00:04:44,290 So, could I please have them back now? 69 00:04:46,410 --> 00:04:49,890 Sorry I took so long, Mary Beth. A little problem at the office. 70 00:04:50,190 --> 00:04:54,050 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Are you ready to sample some of our world 71 00:04:54,050 --> 00:04:55,710 -famous Epicurean delight? 72 00:04:56,090 --> 00:04:57,670 Kurt, we just came by for cocktails. 73 00:04:58,010 --> 00:05:01,330 Oh, in that case, drink up. We sell them. We don't rent them. 74 00:05:05,430 --> 00:05:09,270 Hi, Richard Simon. Kirk Morris, your host and principal part owner. 75 00:05:09,790 --> 00:05:10,790 Pleased to meet you. 76 00:05:11,090 --> 00:05:14,050 Listen, Mary Beth, we better get going. I'll go grab our coats. 77 00:05:15,950 --> 00:05:19,570 Mary Beth, thanks a lot for bringing in a freeloader tonight. Next time, try 78 00:05:19,570 --> 00:05:21,590 some guy who's going to at least spring for dinner. 79 00:05:22,050 --> 00:05:23,290 You better be nice to him. 80 00:05:23,530 --> 00:05:26,790 Richard happens to be a restaurant critic for the Long Island Daily. 81 00:05:27,290 --> 00:05:29,710 Oh, yeah, look, I'm really going to be impressed by that. 82 00:05:30,090 --> 00:05:33,530 Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go make sure Richard gets himself a nice 83 00:05:33,530 --> 00:05:34,530 coat. 84 00:05:36,670 --> 00:05:40,210 Here's your check. Oh, John, Richard says he wants to pay you. Don't be 85 00:05:40,310 --> 00:05:41,229 Tonight is on me. 86 00:05:41,230 --> 00:05:41,989 Oh, thanks. 87 00:05:41,990 --> 00:05:43,450 Oh, guess what, Kate? 88 00:05:43,730 --> 00:05:46,650 Richard told me he's going to come back next week to review the restaurant. 89 00:05:47,070 --> 00:05:48,890 Oh, that is so wonderful. 90 00:05:49,510 --> 00:05:53,190 Oh, a good review from Richard could really put this place on the map. 91 00:05:54,890 --> 00:05:59,610 So, I got tired of running all these fancy fourth -star restaurants 92 00:05:59,610 --> 00:06:03,790 Europe, you know, seeing the same old faces all the time. 93 00:06:04,480 --> 00:06:09,520 King so -and -so, queen this or that, duke hoo -ha -ha. 94 00:06:11,060 --> 00:06:15,040 I needed a change, and I felt like I was losing touch with the common man. 95 00:06:15,340 --> 00:06:16,460 So I opened this joint. 96 00:06:17,040 --> 00:06:20,100 Well, I'm certainly looking forward to coming back next Friday and reviewing 97 00:06:20,100 --> 00:06:21,100 place. 98 00:06:21,480 --> 00:06:22,480 Say no more. 99 00:06:24,140 --> 00:06:26,240 Red, tell Calvin to give me a hundred bucks. 100 00:06:26,540 --> 00:06:29,860 For what? Would you hurry up? I've got to bribe a restaurant critic. 101 00:06:30,240 --> 00:06:31,780 Good night, y 'all. Well, good night. 102 00:06:32,890 --> 00:06:35,590 Look at what you did now. Now I have to mail it to her. 103 00:06:36,310 --> 00:06:37,890 That is it. That's it. 104 00:06:38,210 --> 00:06:42,770 I have had it. I am sick and tired of you doing everything in your power to 105 00:06:42,770 --> 00:06:44,930 this restaurant. What are you talking about? 106 00:06:45,230 --> 00:06:50,810 Pitting on every woman that walks in here. Not getting in everyone's way. And 107 00:06:50,810 --> 00:06:54,270 now you're resorting to bribery. Well, that is it. You are out. 108 00:06:55,190 --> 00:06:58,350 What are you talking about? You can't do that. I'm a partner. It's because of me 109 00:06:58,350 --> 00:07:00,130 you get the free laundry service. 110 00:07:01,770 --> 00:07:02,529 Oh, yeah? 111 00:07:02,530 --> 00:07:05,430 Yeah. Well, maybe I'll just take my dirty laundry and leave. 112 00:07:05,710 --> 00:07:06,710 It's fine by me. 113 00:07:07,010 --> 00:07:09,270 Fine. Uh, excuse me. 114 00:07:13,330 --> 00:07:14,330 Oh, 115 00:07:16,070 --> 00:07:20,770 no, what's going on here? She just ate 60. Shh. 116 00:07:22,190 --> 00:07:25,410 Why? Because he's making a shambles. Hey, get out! 117 00:07:26,270 --> 00:07:29,510 Get out. I made him a partner, and I don't care what he did. He's a partner. 118 00:07:29,510 --> 00:07:33,290 can't believe you're taking his... I'm sorry I'm a man of my word. Thank you, 119 00:07:33,290 --> 00:07:36,230 Curtis. I owe you one. Good, because I need a partner in the kitchen. 120 00:07:36,970 --> 00:07:39,150 Oh, uh, a little advice on a recipe? 121 00:07:39,470 --> 00:07:41,810 Nope. Leo the dishwasher sobered up and he quit. 122 00:07:45,310 --> 00:07:47,590 Yeah, like these hands are gonna wash dishes. 123 00:07:48,050 --> 00:07:49,450 Oh, you kill me, bro. 124 00:07:51,630 --> 00:07:53,750 Oh, Jake, we got a problem. 125 00:07:54,070 --> 00:07:56,150 Your friend John's credit card got turned down. 126 00:07:56,410 --> 00:07:57,410 Well, run it through again. 127 00:07:57,590 --> 00:07:58,409 I already did. 128 00:07:58,410 --> 00:07:59,630 He's over his limit. 129 00:08:01,710 --> 00:08:04,630 Let me tell him. He's used to getting bad news from me. 130 00:08:08,630 --> 00:08:10,290 John, take this. 131 00:08:10,610 --> 00:08:11,950 Your money's no good here. 132 00:08:12,350 --> 00:08:18,210 Oh, thanks very much, but I really want to pay. No, I mean your money is no good 133 00:08:18,210 --> 00:08:19,210 here. 134 00:08:20,550 --> 00:08:25,630 John, it seems your credit card's been refused. You're over your limit. 135 00:08:25,890 --> 00:08:28,510 What? This card has a $10 ,000 credit line. 136 00:08:29,280 --> 00:08:32,140 No need to feel embarrassed, John. Why don't you come with me and we'll 137 00:08:32,140 --> 00:08:33,280 straighten everything out in the kitchen. 138 00:08:34,100 --> 00:08:36,840 No problem. You wash, he'll dry. 139 00:08:39,220 --> 00:08:42,880 Ladies and gentlemen, here from Montreal, Cecilia... 140 00:08:42,880 --> 00:08:49,780 So after 20 141 00:08:49,780 --> 00:08:52,640 years of teaching, what have I got to show for it? 142 00:08:52,980 --> 00:08:55,940 I make $32 ,000 a year and I'm in hock up to my eyeballs. 143 00:08:56,600 --> 00:09:00,060 Then I turned on the television set last night, and there it is, the answer to 144 00:09:00,060 --> 00:09:00,979 my problems. 145 00:09:00,980 --> 00:09:04,340 All right, John, you're going to truck driver school. 146 00:09:05,380 --> 00:09:07,800 No, no, Kirk, I was watching the news. 147 00:09:08,180 --> 00:09:13,460 Another major airline just goes belly up, $63 million in debt. They pick up 148 00:09:13,460 --> 00:09:16,820 phone, they declare bankruptcy, and their problems are over. 149 00:09:17,200 --> 00:09:20,800 So you lay off a couple of thousand workers, you don't pay your debt. But 150 00:09:20,960 --> 00:09:22,220 that's the American way. 151 00:09:22,540 --> 00:09:26,020 That's the way it's done. So I figure if they can do it, so can I. 152 00:09:26,810 --> 00:09:31,890 John, I had a friend who went through bankruptcy, and it made her life a 153 00:09:31,890 --> 00:09:36,090 hell. Your privacy will become a thing of the past. I know, I know. My lawyer 154 00:09:36,090 --> 00:09:39,430 warned me I'll be living in a fishbowl. But I don't care. That's a great weight 155 00:09:39,430 --> 00:09:40,430 off my mind. 156 00:09:41,390 --> 00:09:42,450 Don't say anything. 157 00:09:42,810 --> 00:09:46,330 Don't say anything. Just put on your coats and follow me. 158 00:09:46,750 --> 00:09:48,150 Kay, what's all this about? 159 00:09:48,630 --> 00:09:52,430 Oh, Mary Beth's boyfriend is coming by to review the restaurant tonight, and 160 00:09:52,430 --> 00:09:54,330 I've only got one reservation, and that's... 161 00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:10,840 You wouldn't have to worry about that review if you let me grease that guy's 162 00:10:10,840 --> 00:10:11,719 palm. 163 00:10:11,720 --> 00:10:15,380 Oh, stop talking and let's get over it. All right, you've got to do this. 164 00:10:15,600 --> 00:10:18,640 Oh, and if you could tell some of the other people in the community center, I 165 00:10:18,640 --> 00:10:22,080 would really appreciate it. Tell them everything is on the house. 166 00:10:22,380 --> 00:10:25,240 All right. Okay, listen, I'm going to go home first and get all dressed up and 167 00:10:25,240 --> 00:10:26,059 call Jennifer. 168 00:10:26,060 --> 00:10:27,460 I'm going to make this a night of celebration. 169 00:10:27,880 --> 00:10:28,880 Oh, what are you celebrating? 170 00:10:29,180 --> 00:10:30,180 I'm going bankrupt. 171 00:10:38,410 --> 00:10:41,190 What are you doing here? You're supposed to be on your way to the restaurant 172 00:10:41,190 --> 00:10:44,430 with Richard. Don't even mention that creep's name to me. 173 00:10:47,750 --> 00:10:49,050 Oh, no. 174 00:10:50,490 --> 00:10:51,710 No. No. 175 00:10:53,590 --> 00:10:54,590 No. 176 00:10:56,250 --> 00:10:58,970 Oh, I'm sorry, Kate, but I just had to break it off. 177 00:10:59,430 --> 00:11:02,310 He's insensitive, he's self -centered, and he's opinionated. 178 00:11:02,630 --> 00:11:05,890 Plus, he's taken me to so many restaurants, I've gained two pounds. 179 00:11:06,410 --> 00:11:07,610 No man's worth that. 180 00:11:08,940 --> 00:11:13,020 This is great. This is just great. Now, we're never going to get that review. 181 00:11:13,360 --> 00:11:14,360 Oh, he'll be there. 182 00:11:14,620 --> 00:11:15,319 He will? 183 00:11:15,320 --> 00:11:19,680 Yeah, but I'm warning you, he's going to be in a rotten mood, especially to my 184 00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:21,440 friends. Oh, no. 185 00:11:24,500 --> 00:11:27,820 Mary Beth, you cannot do this to me and Kate. 186 00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:34,180 You... You got to call good old Richard, okay? You got to tell him that you 187 00:11:34,180 --> 00:11:35,180 changed your mind. 188 00:11:35,460 --> 00:11:37,560 Um, invite him over to your place. 189 00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:39,860 Let him have his way with you. 190 00:11:41,320 --> 00:11:46,020 Then you take him to the restaurant, he writes a great review, and then you 191 00:11:46,020 --> 00:11:47,100 break up with him. 192 00:11:47,520 --> 00:11:53,200 Mark, are you suggesting that Mary Beth leave with him just so our restaurant 193 00:11:53,200 --> 00:11:54,200 gets a good review? 194 00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:55,880 Yeah. 195 00:12:14,960 --> 00:12:16,460 And the devil, you. 196 00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:20,880 You're going to go to that restaurant and have a good time. 197 00:12:21,140 --> 00:12:22,220 You deserve it. 198 00:12:22,660 --> 00:12:24,360 Oh, you're declaring bankruptcy. 199 00:12:24,920 --> 00:12:26,900 Who cares what people think? 200 00:12:36,520 --> 00:12:39,080 Hi. I have a 9 .30 reservation. 201 00:12:39,940 --> 00:12:42,720 Ah, yes, here it is, Mr. 202 00:12:43,300 --> 00:12:44,300 Deadbeat. 203 00:12:45,390 --> 00:12:46,390 I'll just sit at the bar. 204 00:12:51,130 --> 00:12:53,630 Sir, let's think about this for a moment. 205 00:12:54,030 --> 00:12:55,890 Can you really afford a drink? 206 00:12:58,030 --> 00:12:59,330 No, I'm just looking. 207 00:13:02,190 --> 00:13:03,590 I'm terribly sorry, very sorry. 208 00:13:03,810 --> 00:13:04,810 I didn't mean that. 209 00:13:18,800 --> 00:13:20,580 to hear before everybody in the world knows about me. 210 00:13:22,020 --> 00:13:24,660 Mr. Lacey, Mr. Lacey, can we have a word with you? 211 00:13:24,920 --> 00:13:29,440 Uh, well, I, uh... This is Deborah Saunders reporting live to everyone 212 00:13:29,440 --> 00:13:31,220 the world for Global Cable News. 213 00:13:31,600 --> 00:13:35,920 Mr. Lacey, the entire Earth would like to know how you could be so 214 00:13:35,920 --> 00:13:38,560 and stupid that you would descend into financial chaos. 215 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:40,100 No, I blew in, please. 216 00:13:40,340 --> 00:13:41,340 Bankruptcy. 217 00:13:43,580 --> 00:13:45,380 May I have your attention, please? 218 00:13:46,100 --> 00:13:48,380 Kate's Place is proud to present... 219 00:13:48,640 --> 00:13:50,840 John's girlfriend, Jennifer! 220 00:13:51,300 --> 00:13:52,300 Yeah! 221 00:13:54,540 --> 00:14:01,180 Thank you. 222 00:14:01,180 --> 00:14:02,320 Thank you very much. 223 00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:09,620 I'd like to dedicate this song to a man who really, really let me down. 224 00:14:10,500 --> 00:14:15,120 Mr. John, can you spare a dime, Lacey? 225 00:14:26,730 --> 00:14:30,970 My man John will have to change his name. 226 00:14:32,010 --> 00:14:35,990 Haven't lost his little credit game. 227 00:14:37,570 --> 00:14:40,970 Everybody. John is bankrupt. 228 00:14:41,210 --> 00:14:42,690 John is bankrupt. 229 00:14:42,930 --> 00:14:44,230 He's flat broke. 230 00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:46,050 What a joke. 231 00:14:46,250 --> 00:14:47,890 Oh, it's very funny. 232 00:14:48,170 --> 00:14:53,050 John is out of money. Even Kirk isn't such a jerk. 233 00:15:45,680 --> 00:15:46,680 Waitress, more ketchup, please. 234 00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:53,760 Richard, is everything all right? 235 00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:59,240 Everything is all right. But could you have your shills? Hold it down. 236 00:15:59,980 --> 00:16:00,980 Shills? 237 00:16:20,110 --> 00:16:21,550 Stay away from the little old you. 238 00:16:22,210 --> 00:16:24,310 So, how's the food? 239 00:16:24,770 --> 00:16:28,430 Oh, everything tastes much better now that you're here. 240 00:16:29,610 --> 00:16:30,610 Well, here. 241 00:16:32,890 --> 00:16:37,850 All right, we are in. 242 00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:44,450 I can't believe I asked Mary Beth to do this. I feel so low, so filthy, so 243 00:16:44,450 --> 00:16:45,450 disgusting. 244 00:16:46,050 --> 00:16:47,470 Kirk, how do you handle it? 245 00:16:48,960 --> 00:16:52,040 Lighten up, will you? Right now, Mary Beth is saving our collective buttons. 246 00:16:52,640 --> 00:16:53,640 Excuse me. 247 00:16:54,320 --> 00:16:56,820 Come on, baby, you've got to try this. This is delicious. 248 00:16:57,080 --> 00:16:58,080 Oh, no thanks. 249 00:16:58,380 --> 00:17:01,760 I just want to watch you enjoy yourself, like I always do. 250 00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:07,619 Is everything okay? 251 00:17:08,240 --> 00:17:09,359 Oh, it's extraordinary. 252 00:17:10,380 --> 00:17:12,579 Mary Beth, may I speak to you for just a moment? 253 00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:14,240 Excuse me. 254 00:17:24,910 --> 00:17:27,490 I didn't ask you to do something like this just to save our restaurant. 255 00:17:27,790 --> 00:17:28,790 Oh, don't worry. 256 00:17:29,090 --> 00:17:32,130 Richard's so crazy about this place, he's gonna write a good review even 257 00:17:32,130 --> 00:17:33,130 turn him down. 258 00:17:33,510 --> 00:17:34,990 You mean you're not gonna sleep with him? 259 00:17:35,730 --> 00:17:38,150 Well, your restaurant's good, but it's not that good. 260 00:17:39,590 --> 00:17:44,230 Look, Curtis, look at that guy eat. Did you ever see a guy enjoy a meal like 261 00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:45,049 that before? 262 00:17:45,050 --> 00:17:46,370 Yeah, look like we're gonna be home. 263 00:17:46,770 --> 00:17:51,690 When this review comes out, it is gonna be franchise time. Why not? You, me, and 264 00:17:51,690 --> 00:17:53,330 Kate got a great team going here. 265 00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:59,100 Yeah, we'll have a Kate's Place in Miami, Chicago, Beverly Hills. 266 00:17:59,640 --> 00:18:02,560 Come to think of it, we really don't need Kate. 267 00:18:04,760 --> 00:18:05,900 Here's your dessert. 268 00:18:06,480 --> 00:18:10,860 Our specialty, blonde a la Curtis. 269 00:18:11,320 --> 00:18:12,960 Ooh, that looks delicious. 270 00:18:13,780 --> 00:18:17,840 By the way, you look very familiar. 271 00:18:18,420 --> 00:18:19,920 Do I know you from someplace? 272 00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:22,800 Yeah, I'm your waitress. 273 00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:28,400 From before. 274 00:18:28,980 --> 00:18:29,980 Somewhere before. 275 00:18:30,880 --> 00:18:32,040 Are you an actress? 276 00:18:33,260 --> 00:18:34,260 Yes. 277 00:18:35,220 --> 00:18:37,240 I'm between roles right now. 278 00:18:37,860 --> 00:18:39,820 I'm flattered that you remember me. 279 00:18:40,080 --> 00:18:42,760 Well, before I was a restaurant critic, I was a theater critic. 280 00:18:43,320 --> 00:18:44,460 Wait a minute, I know. 281 00:18:44,820 --> 00:18:47,620 I saw you off -Broadway in the Fantastics. 282 00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:49,840 Oh, yeah. 283 00:18:51,220 --> 00:18:54,300 Richard Simon. I remember your review. 284 00:18:54,540 --> 00:18:55,800 You said... 285 00:18:56,400 --> 00:19:01,840 The little blonde with the beady eyes and the squeaky voice should look 286 00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:05,380 to a long career as a waitress. 287 00:19:06,340 --> 00:19:08,400 See? I was right. 288 00:19:30,380 --> 00:19:34,620 not really going to hold this little flan incident against us, are you? 289 00:19:35,480 --> 00:19:36,940 Of course I am. 290 00:19:39,240 --> 00:19:40,880 Great. This is just great. 291 00:19:42,220 --> 00:19:44,200 There go the franchises. 292 00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:47,720 Oh, and I had such big plans for you and me. 293 00:19:48,540 --> 00:19:49,540 You and me? 294 00:19:50,120 --> 00:19:51,600 Yeah. Who needs Curtis? 295 00:19:56,300 --> 00:20:00,120 John, you've been a little preoccupied all night, have you? 296 00:20:00,520 --> 00:20:02,120 Anything you want to talk to me about? 297 00:20:02,340 --> 00:20:03,740 Well, I thought I'd wait till after dinner. 298 00:20:04,020 --> 00:20:06,140 No, come on. Tell me now. 299 00:20:06,420 --> 00:20:09,400 People who care about each other talk things over. 300 00:20:12,340 --> 00:20:16,820 Well, the truth of the matter is, I'm broke. 301 00:20:17,700 --> 00:20:18,900 John, that's terrible. 302 00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:20,440 I know. 303 00:20:21,100 --> 00:20:23,520 I guess once I got that credit card, I went nuts. 304 00:20:24,180 --> 00:20:27,100 With the ski weekend and the limos and those earrings. 305 00:20:27,840 --> 00:20:28,840 They're all on credit. 306 00:20:30,760 --> 00:20:31,679 going to do? 307 00:20:31,680 --> 00:20:34,820 Well, I thought I'd file for bankruptcy, but I can't live with that. 308 00:20:35,980 --> 00:20:38,300 I'll get a part -time job. I'll work nights and weekends. 309 00:20:39,120 --> 00:20:42,200 It'll be rough, but I have to live up to my responsibilities. 310 00:20:43,140 --> 00:20:47,640 And Jennifer, I'm really going to need the support of a very understanding 311 00:20:47,640 --> 00:20:50,240 woman. And John, you certainly are. 312 00:20:51,220 --> 00:20:52,780 And good luck finding one. 313 00:20:55,460 --> 00:20:56,860 Maybe I didn't make myself clear. 314 00:20:57,260 --> 00:20:58,260 Goodbye, John. 315 00:21:01,900 --> 00:21:03,760 John, I'm so sorry. 316 00:21:05,700 --> 00:21:09,260 Well, it's okay. 317 00:21:10,500 --> 00:21:11,820 No hard feelings? 318 00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:14,840 No. No hard feelings. 319 00:21:15,620 --> 00:21:18,780 Hey, how about a goodbye kiss? 320 00:21:47,210 --> 00:21:50,230 I can't believe this review, especially after what happened. 321 00:21:50,510 --> 00:21:54,310 Richard loved everything about our restaurant. The ambiance, the food. 322 00:21:54,590 --> 00:21:58,490 He even loved the service. I guess that guy does have integrity after all. 323 00:21:58,770 --> 00:22:00,370 Kate, I gotta confess. 324 00:22:00,630 --> 00:22:02,790 Kirk and I gave him a $200 bribe. 325 00:22:03,190 --> 00:22:04,190 You did what? 326 00:22:06,390 --> 00:22:07,650 I gave him $300. 327 00:22:34,540 --> 00:22:36,800 I talked to my ex -wife last night. 328 00:22:37,080 --> 00:22:39,980 Well, she went this time. That woman has an amazing mind. 329 00:22:40,240 --> 00:22:43,180 Somehow, Wendy was able to figure out that the reason that Matthew was doing 330 00:22:43,180 --> 00:22:45,820 poorly in algebra is that she doesn't have a maid. 331 00:22:46,260 --> 00:22:47,500 Makes sense to me. 332 00:22:49,720 --> 00:22:54,560 Please, honey, are you looking for me? Yes, love, I've got a big surprise for 333 00:22:54,560 --> 00:22:55,840 you. I'll be right back. 334 00:22:56,200 --> 00:23:01,260 Last time she said that, she came back an hour later with her sweater on 335 00:23:01,260 --> 00:23:02,260 backwards.